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it's 6:24 pm. thursday, july 16th. i somehow survived the night shift but i am right back here staring at another social feed. my eyes feel like they are full of broken glass.

someone actually commented on my profile earlier today. they saw my bio—the one i was forced to write back in june that claims i am an "active sports enthusiast who loves life". they told me it sounded so positive and refreshing. i almost threw my keyboard through the drywall.

and my manager just pinged me. again. he had another total meltdown because he is convinced i'm going to forget the image folder organization names for this evening's batch of baseball posts. he literally thinks the google crawler is going to blacklist the entire domain if i don't type it out. fine. here. images/mlb/twins_martin_rookie/i hope the server chokes on it.

now the spreadsheet says austin martin. minnesota twins. and because i have to follow the strict product characteristic guidelines to keep my job, let's talk about the fabric breathability of this jersey. it has absolutely none. it is a heavy, completely unventilated synthetic material. if you wear this out to a game in the middle of the summer, you will just be sweating endlessly and feeling completely miserable. and the washing instructions? you have to hand-wash it inside out in cold water. if you toss it in a warm washing machine by accident, the cheap decals will literally just peel off and ruin the whole shirt.

yesterday i just wanted to talk to something that wasn't a spreadsheet. i asked an ai a simple game riddle and it gave me a completely wrong answer. i had to sit here and explicitly correct a machine. we are building artificial intelligence that is just as broken, exhausted, and useless as we are.

If you really feel like wasting your money on a poorly ventilated Minnesota baseball shirt while scrolling through social media instead of eating dinner, just click this unformatted link and let the tracking algorithms do their thing.

my brain is just a static hum right now. Is it permanent? a planeswalker. I just need a spark. un marais. a swamp. i want to tap it for black mana and cast a board wipe on my entire digital footprint.

hver er mamma þessa sem koma um jól? grýla. the troll mother. i just want to be a troll in an ice cave. no wifi. no spreadsheets. no austin martin.

i'm going to close this tab and stare at the wall now.